none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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