I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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