My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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