it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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