windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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