Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
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