BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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