so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
We named our party play list daddy issues
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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