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He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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