it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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