She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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