That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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