TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
meet me or not, i'm out of control
well most of my day revolves around power hour
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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