I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Houston, we have a squirter
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
my liver is dry heaving
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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