I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Randomize
