it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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