last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
Randomize
