BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
it's great music for shaving your balls
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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