I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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