So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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