Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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