She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
She even gives head with a lisp.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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