I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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