your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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