I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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