Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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