"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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