Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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