do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
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