i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Boobs are out for the taking
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
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