Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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