I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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