I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
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Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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