Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
His wife found the thong I βforgotβ in his glovebox
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