I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
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