This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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