I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
Randomize
