some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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