what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
