trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
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