A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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