After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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