8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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