mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Randomize
