There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
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