the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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