Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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