3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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