What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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