Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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